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Theresa May says 95% of Brexit deal is done

The prime minister tells MPs progress is being made, after days of speculation about her job.

Samantha Eastwood: Man admits murdering midwife after affair

Samantha Eastwood was found in a shallow grave after being killed by the brother-in-law of her ex-fiancÚ.

Cristiano Ronaldo rape allegation: Juventus forward says 'lawyers confident'

Cristiano Ronaldo says his "lawyers are confident" as he answers questions at a Juventus news conference about a rape allegation.

Ed Farmer inquest: Student died after 'initiation-style' event

Ed Farmer had been drinking and died in hospital after being found unconscious, an inquest hears.

Lil Wayne necklace helps art student pay university fees

The art student was "freaking out" when she was asked to make the rapper a birthday present.

Football Headlines

Cristiano Ronaldo rape allegation: Juventus forward says 'lawyers confident'

Cristiano Ronaldo says his "lawyers are confident" as he answers questions at a Juventus news conference about a rape allegation.

Mourinho not charged for part in Chelsea fracas

Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho will not be punished for his part in the stoppage-time fracas at Chelsea but Blues coach Marco Ianni is charged.

Coach? Players? President? Who is to blame for the mess at Real Madrid?

Real Madrid are without a win in five games and coach Julen Lopetegui is reportedly facing the sack. Guillem Balague looks at who is to blame for the mess.

Non-league Hampton face Oldham in FA Cup - full first-round draw

National League South side Hampton & Richmond Borough have the chance of pulling off an FA Cup shock after they draw League Two club Oldham Athletic the first round.

The millennium babies making an impact - the best Premier League stats

The youngsters who might make you feel old, Huddersfield fans need entertainment and another hit-making Manchester duo.

Cricket Headlines

Sri Lanka's Herath to retire after first England Test

Sri Lanka spinner Rangana Herath - the most successful left-arm bowler in Test cricket - will retire after the first Test against England in Galle.

Spot-fixing: ECB rejects claims against England players in new documentary

The England and Wales Cricket Board dismisses allegations of spot-fixing against England players made in a new television documentary.

Jonny Bairstow: England batsman ruled out of white ball games by injury

England's Jonny Bairstow misses the final ODI and one-off T20 against Sri Lanka after injuring himself playing football.

Morgan's form a boost for England's World Cup hopes - Vaughan

Captain Eoin Morgan's return to form is a positive sign for England as they aim to win their first World Cup, says former skipper Michael Vaughan.

Worcestershire: All-rounder Ed Barnard and batsman Tom Fell sign new deals

Worcestershire all-rounder Ed Barnard and batsman Tom Fell sign new contracts to remain with the county until 2021.

The Register

Voting machine maker vows to step up security, Fortnite bribes players to do 2FA ? and more

Plus: Feds break up another 'dark-net drugs op'

Roundup Summer rolls on, Reg vultures are making the most of their hols before the September rush hits, and in the past week, we saw Lazarus malware targeting Macs, Adobe scrambling to get an emergency patch out, and Democrats losing their minds over a simple training exercise.

Experimental 'insult bot' gets out of hand during unsupervised weekend

Creators ticked off for running CPU flat out over the break

Who, Me? It's that time of the week again, where Reg readers 'fess up to IT errors and jokes that went awry, in the hope of some catharsis.

Smut slinger dreams of AI software to create hardcore flicks with your face ? plus other machine-learning news

Your need-to-know

Roundup It's a long weekend in England and Wales, with many Reg vultures taking time out and making the most of what's left of the quiet August month.

Quit that job and earn $185k... cleaning up San Francisco's notoriously crappy sidewalks

Just waiting for the tech bros to disrupt this dump delivery service

Everyone knows that America's big cities and especially San Francisco live in their own financial bubbles.

Everybody dance now: Watch this AI code fool friends into thinking you can cut a rug like a pro

Day one: Dance moves. Day two: Committing crimes?

Video Are you a bad dancer? Do you want to pirouette like a ballet pro? Don?t worry you can fake it until you make it ? with the help of artificial intelligence.

Newcastle United News

Ex-England midfielder Parker retires

Ex-England, Charlton and Tottenham midfielder Scott Parker announces his retirement from football.

Taxman's football raid 'may be unlawful'

HMRC officers seized documents from Newcastle United as part of a tax fraud investigation.

Newcastle keeper Sels joins Anderlecht

Newcastle United goalkeeper Matz Sels joins Belgian champions Anderlecht on a season-long loan.

Premier League fixtures in full

Find out your club's full fixture list for the 2017-18 Premier League season.

Cisse leads tributes at Tiote memorial

Papiss Cisse leads the tributes at a memorial for former Newcastle team-mate Cheick Tiote, who died after collapsing in training in China.