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Brexit: Theresa May says MPs must 'work together' to deliver Brexit

The prime minister calls on politicians to "put self-interest aside" and deliver on the referendum.

The diet to save lives, the planet and feed us all?

And you don't have to be vegan to follow the "planetary health diet".

London state school secures 41 Oxbridge offers

A school in one of London's poorest boroughs aims to send 41 students to Oxford or Cambridge this year.

Housing market outlook worst 'for 20 years'

House sale expectations for the next three months are at their lowest for two decades, estate agents warn.

Kenya attack: 21 confirmed dead in DusitD2 hotel siege

Gunmen killed 21 people during a harrowing 19-hour siege in Nairobi, President Kenyatta says.

Football Headlines

Southampton 2-2 Derby County: Championship side edge thriller on penalties

Derby recovered from a two-goal deficit to edge past Southampton 5-3 on penalties in their FA Cup third round replay at St. Mary's

FA Cup: Derby's frantic FA Cup win over Southampton in 60 seconds

Relive Derby's win on penalties over Southampton in 60 seconds, including VAR controversy, great goals and a bouncing Frank Lampard.

Leeds: Marcelo Bielsa says he watches all opponents train

Leeds boss Marcelo Bielsa says he has sent a member of staff to watch every team the Whites have played this season train.

Monaco 1-1 Nice: Thierry Henry & Patrick Vieira's sides draw

The first managerial meeting between Thierry Henry and Patrick Vieira ends level as Monaco draw with Nice.

Juventus 1-0 AC Milan: Cristiano Ronaldo header wins Supercoppa for Juve

Cristiano Ronaldo's second-half header proves decisive as Juventus claim their eighth Supercoppa Italiana with a narrow victory over AC Milan.

Cricket Headlines

England in West Indies: Stuart Broad takes hat-trick in warm-up game

Stuart Broad takes a hat-trick - and four wickets in five balls - as England claim 19 wickets on the final day of their opening warm-up game in the West Indies.

England pace bowler Stone ruled out of West Indies tour

Fast bowler Olly Stone is ruled out of England's tour of the West Indies because of a back injury.

Lord's redevelopment: MCC gets planning permission for 50m Compton & Edrich Stands

The owners of Lord's get planning permission for two new three-tier stands at the ground, with construction set to begin this summer.

De Villiers wants to play in English 100-ball competition

Former South Africa captain AB de Villiers says he would "love to be a part" of the new 100-ball competition that will be introduced in England in 2020.

Root hits 87 in England warm-up in West Indies

Captain Joe Root returns to form before England collapse on day one of their first warm-up match in the West Indies.

The Register

Voting machine maker vows to step up security, Fortnite bribes players to do 2FA ? and more

Plus: Feds break up another 'dark-net drugs op'

Roundup Summer rolls on, Reg vultures are making the most of their hols before the September rush hits, and in the past week, we saw Lazarus malware targeting Macs, Adobe scrambling to get an emergency patch out, and Democrats losing their minds over a simple training exercise.

Experimental 'insult bot' gets out of hand during unsupervised weekend

Creators ticked off for running CPU flat out over the break

Who, Me? It's that time of the week again, where Reg readers 'fess up to IT errors and jokes that went awry, in the hope of some catharsis.

Smut slinger dreams of AI software to create hardcore flicks with your face ? plus other machine-learning news

Your need-to-know

Roundup It's a long weekend in England and Wales, with many Reg vultures taking time out and making the most of what's left of the quiet August month.

Quit that job and earn $185k... cleaning up San Francisco's notoriously crappy sidewalks

Just waiting for the tech bros to disrupt this dump delivery service

Everyone knows that America's big cities and especially San Francisco live in their own financial bubbles.

Everybody dance now: Watch this AI code fool friends into thinking you can cut a rug like a pro

Day one: Dance moves. Day two: Committing crimes?

Video Are you a bad dancer? Do you want to pirouette like a ballet pro? Don?t worry you can fake it until you make it ? with the help of artificial intelligence.

Newcastle United News

Ex-England midfielder Parker retires

Ex-England, Charlton and Tottenham midfielder Scott Parker announces his retirement from football.

Taxman's football raid 'may be unlawful'

HMRC officers seized documents from Newcastle United as part of a tax fraud investigation.

Newcastle keeper Sels joins Anderlecht

Newcastle United goalkeeper Matz Sels joins Belgian champions Anderlecht on a season-long loan.

Premier League fixtures in full

Find out your club's full fixture list for the 2017-18 Premier League season.

Cisse leads tributes at Tiote memorial

Papiss Cisse leads the tributes at a memorial for former Newcastle team-mate Cheick Tiote, who died after collapsing in training in China.