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Labour conference: Jeremy Corbyn vows to create 400,000 'green' jobs

The Labour leader will set out a "radical plan" to "transform Britain" in his party conference speech.

Labour MP Laura Smith calls for general strike

Laura Smith calls for the first mass walkout since 1926 - if there isn't a general election.

Girlguiding says girls not at risk from trans inclusion

The response came after two volunteers were expelled for protesting against the organisation.

Bill Cosby sentenced to state prison for sexual assault

He was once "America's Dad" but now comedian Bill Cosby is starting a jail term for sexual assault.

Theresa May: A general election isn't in the national interest

Labour is calling for an early general election if Parliament rejects the Brexit deal.

Football Headlines

Derby win dramatic shootout to knock Man Utd out of Carabao Cup

Derby beat Manchester United 8-7 in a dramatic penalty shootout at Old Trafford to reach the Carabao Cup fourth round.

'No fallout, no problem' - but Mourinho tells Pogba he will not captain Man Utd again

Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho says he has "no problem" with Paul Pogba despite telling the midfielder he will not captain the club again.

Foden compared to Iniesta after scoring first Man City goal

Teenager Phil Foden scores his first Manchester City goal and is compared to Andres Iniesta as they beat Oxford United in the Carabao Cup third round.

Elliott, 15, takes tests at school then makes debut as Fulham beat Millwall

Harvey Elliott, 15, becomes Fulham's youngest player as they beat Millwall in the Carabao Cup, having had a school exam earlier in the day.

'Mindset' cost Burnley in cup defeat by Burton

Burnley manager Sean Dyche blames his players' "mindset" for their Carabao Cup third-round defeat by League One Burton.

Cricket Headlines

County Championship: Lancashire relegated to Division Two

Lancashire's relegation to Division Two of the County Championship is confirmed on day two of their game with Hampshire.

Afghanistan v India: Asia Cup match ends in tie

Afghanistan bowled India out off the penultimate ball of the game to earn a thrilling tie in the Asia Cup in Dubai.

County Championship: Tom Abell takes hat-trick as Nottinghamshire avoid relegation despite Somerset's dominance

Nottinghamshire avoid relegation despite an abject batting display which sees Tom Abell take a hat-trick as Somerset dominate.

County Championship: Westley & Harmer tons forge big Essex lead over champions Surrey

Centuries from Tom Westley and Simon Harmer help Essex to a huge lead over champions Surrey at The Oval.

County Championship: Tykes lead after Gary Ballance & Jack Brooks batter Pears

Gary Ballance hits 189 not out and Jack Brooks 82 as Yorkshire take an unexpected lead against Worcestershire.

The Register

Voting machine maker vows to step up security, Fortnite bribes players to do 2FA ? and more

Plus: Feds break up another 'dark-net drugs op'

Roundup Summer rolls on, Reg vultures are making the most of their hols before the September rush hits, and in the past week, we saw Lazarus malware targeting Macs, Adobe scrambling to get an emergency patch out, and Democrats losing their minds over a simple training exercise.

Experimental 'insult bot' gets out of hand during unsupervised weekend

Creators ticked off for running CPU flat out over the break

Who, Me? It's that time of the week again, where Reg readers 'fess up to IT errors and jokes that went awry, in the hope of some catharsis.

Smut slinger dreams of AI software to create hardcore flicks with your face ? plus other machine-learning news

Your need-to-know

Roundup It's a long weekend in England and Wales, with many Reg vultures taking time out and making the most of what's left of the quiet August month.

Quit that job and earn $185k... cleaning up San Francisco's notoriously crappy sidewalks

Just waiting for the tech bros to disrupt this dump delivery service

Everyone knows that America's big cities and especially San Francisco live in their own financial bubbles.

Everybody dance now: Watch this AI code fool friends into thinking you can cut a rug like a pro

Day one: Dance moves. Day two: Committing crimes?

Video Are you a bad dancer? Do you want to pirouette like a ballet pro? Don?t worry you can fake it until you make it ? with the help of artificial intelligence.

Newcastle United News

Ex-England midfielder Parker retires

Ex-England, Charlton and Tottenham midfielder Scott Parker announces his retirement from football.

Taxman's football raid 'may be unlawful'

HMRC officers seized documents from Newcastle United as part of a tax fraud investigation.

Newcastle keeper Sels joins Anderlecht

Newcastle United goalkeeper Matz Sels joins Belgian champions Anderlecht on a season-long loan.

Premier League fixtures in full

Find out your club's full fixture list for the 2017-18 Premier League season.

Cisse leads tributes at Tiote memorial

Papiss Cisse leads the tributes at a memorial for former Newcastle team-mate Cheick Tiote, who died after collapsing in training in China.